Why I Don't Have a Bush

Is it just me or have things been getting kinda hairy around here lately? Seems like I’ve been burying my face in some serious bramble recently. Apparently it’s the latest trend in porn and a lot of people have been asking me why I don’t follow suit. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for whatever makes a person feel sexy. I personally think it’s much more important to be able to turn yourself on than other people.

With that said, I’m not particularly turned on by my downstairs shrubbarium. Isn’t everything better when you’re naked? Perhaps I take this to an extreme with my pubes but, nothing feels more sensual to me then to have a completely smooth pussy. People who watch my shower shows know just how much I love the way my pussy feels right after a shave and that I often can’t help but masturbate before I’ve even left the shower! I don’t have anything against other girls with pubes, like I said, I like a girl who feels sexy in her body and if that means she likes a full on topiary to decorate her lady parts then by all means, bring on the bush! In the meantime, I’ll be keeping my gardener.