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Fresh Hot Cookies! 

This year I am offering homemade holiday cookies to my fans. I’ll be making three varieties: chocolate chip, miso peanut butter, and gingerbread. I’ll be making the dough on my cooking show and cutting and baking the cookies to order. Just for fun, I’ll be using some naughty cookie cutters as well. Cookies will be meticulously packaged in Priority flat rate boxes and will arrive in 1-3 business days from the time of shipping. So, buy that carton of milk and try not to get crumbs in your keyboard.


Prices and packages are as follows:

Half dozen: 6 cookies any flavor combo, comes with a handwritten note

- $50

Dirty dozen: 13 cookies any flavor combo, comes with a handwritten note and signed print

- $100 

Holiday Cookie Clip: To go with this special promotion, I will be making an exclusive 10-15min holiday cookie themed clip that will not be sold anywhere else but here! 

- $25

Smell My Cookie: 1 pair of used and cummed-in panties (must purchase cookies)

- $25 

Pup Cookies!: 1 ziplock sandwich bag of homemade dog treats

- $35

** Any custom clips purchased in conjunction with this promotion will receive a $25 discount **

I will only be accepting payment via Amazon Gift Card or at$bananabrat

Please email me at with “cookies” in the subject BEFORE sending to payment to confirm your purchase